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Photo Story: In the beginning, there was Dot Toast.


Today was my first day of Jap 10-11, and my brain feels like it's going to bleed/dribble out of my ears.

I have quite a bit of work ahead of me, but I couldn't refrain from taking a few pics of my Tachibana and Kamio custom plushies. And of course the Tezuka plushie demanded /his/ camera time, and of course Fuji pushed his way into it, too... XD



In the beginning, there was Dot Toast.



Dot Toast was a good pairing, if a little boring. Tez-chan and Kippy-kun were well-matched, and when Tachibana would ask "How is the toast, Kunimitsu?" and Tezuka would answer "Hn.", Tachibana would know that he /really/ meant "It's quite good, thank you for asking, my undeniably-sexy-god-of-copulation." and it was Good.

However, a certain Tensai from Seigaku learned of Tachibana's reputation, (Tezuka was boasting about him in the locker rooms), and was determined to find out if it was true.



So Fuji Syuusuke invited Tachibana out for dinner, and while Tachibana was eating his sushi, he asked: "So, are you really the undeniably-sexy-god-of-copulation like Tezuka says?"

After choking on his rice, Tachibana replied: "Of course. Want to test it out?"

And they did.

Afterwards, Fuji agreed. "You are indeed the undeniably-sexy-god-of-copulation, Tachibana-san. I think I'll go test this out on Ryoma."

And so he did.



Afterwards, Fuji went to Tezuka. "Tachibana is indeed the undeniably-sexy-god-of-copulation," he said. "I tried out everything he taught me with Ryoma."

Tezuka choked on his noodles.

"Ryoma??" he gasped. He began to feel something stirring in his chest. He suspected that it was asthma.

"If I didn't know better," Fuji said slyly. "I'd say that you were jealous."

Tezuka couldn't believe it. Jealous? He couldn't possibly be jealous that Fuji had slept with Seigaku's hot, incredibly small, incredibly sexy, sweet little dumpling-of-an-ace player...

Oh shit, Tezuka thought. He really /was/ jealous.

He decided to confront Ryoma about the issue.



"Echizen," he said. "Fuji said... I mean, you and he... er... Don't you think... BECOME SEIGAKU'S PILLAR OF SUPPORT!!"

Ryoma looked at his buchou, and his buchou looked at him.

Then he said: "Oh. Is that what they're calling it, now?"

And he reached up and kissed Tezuka.



Fuji was spying from the bushes and saw them kissing.

"My work here is done," he said proudly. "Now to find Tachibana-san."

On his way to Fudomine, however, he heard crying from nearby bushes.



"Boo-hoo Tachibana-san wouldn't look at me at practice today," came the voice. "All I want is to go to Nationals with him and win something other than third or fourth place because it makes him antsy and determined and when he's antsy and determined he can't see how cute I am in my tiny white shorts. *sob*"

Fuji blinked.

Kamio Akira.

/Of course/.



Fuji sidled up to him.

"You know," he said conversationally. "Tezuka just broke up with Tachibana-san."

Kamio sniffled and wiped his nose on his sleeve. "Re-really?"

Fuji nodded. "He's probably on the rebound right now. /Very/ easy to snag, if you know what I mean."

Kamio finally smiled.

"And you probably won't even need the tiny white shorts," Fuji grinned, and they went off to find Tachibana together.



They found him in the Fudomine clubroom, sulking about how his team kept placing third or fourth in the tournaments. "We need to win," he was muttering, holding his head in his hands and trying not to cry.

"Er," said Kamio. "Maybe we shouldn't bother him."

"Nonsense," Fuji said.

He strode up to Tachibana, dragging Kamio along with him. "Tachibana-san, Tezuka has eloped with Ryoma and Kamio is in love with you."

Kamio let out a gurgled shriek. Tachibana looked up and blinked.

"What?" he asked.

Fuji smiled. "Kamio also says he will play 75% better if you make him your boyfriend."



Tachibana looked sharply at Kamio. "Is this true, Akira?"

Kamio looked at his buchou. "It's always been you, Tachibana-san," he said. "I mean, I only had sex with Shinji because I couldn't have you. And that goes for Kaidoh and Momoshiro and Atobe, too."

"Actually, I meant the bit about you playing 75% better," Tachibana said. He was eyeing the little third place medal they'd hung on the clubroom's wall.

"100% better if you have lots of sex," Fuji interjected smoothly.

Kamio nodded vigorously.



Tachibana considered this for all of two seconds.

Then he jumped on Kamio.

"TO NATIONALS!" He yelled, while stripping off Kamio's clothes.



And they lived happily ever after...

...while Fuji snuck off with Taka-san to try out Tachibana's patent undeniably-sexy-god-of-copulation (tm) moves.

BURNING~!!

The End.
(and aren't we all glad? XD)


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